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"If I lived back in the wild west days, instead of carrying a gun in my holster, I'd carry a soldering iron. That way, if some smart-aleck cowboy said something like, "hey look. He's carrying a soldering iron!" "that's right it's a soldering iron. The soldering iron of justice!." then everybody'd get real quiet and ashamed. Then I could probably hit them up with a free drink. Because they made fun of the soldering iron of justice."
                                                                            
                                                                         -JH